December 25, 2000
Woah its been a while.  Recently I've finished my Tenchi Muyo RPG site.  I'm surprised I actually finished something.  Lately I've been so lazy!  I've also remodeled my homepage.  It was loaded with too many text images and they had to go.  But I'm not happy with the new layout.  I'm going to leave it the way it is so I can stare at it for weeks until I think of a better layout.  The next site that will be finished would either be my remodeled Shining Force site or my Magic Knight Rayearth site.  But enough of internet-related news.  Work sucks as usual.  The usual bitchy people who are sick of Compaq and think Compaq screwed them over.  You'd be surprised how many calls I get with people demanding me to send them new speakers and then they feel so stupid when it turns out they put the speaker wire in the wrong hole.  It goes in the top one damn it!!  Not the middle one!  Geez I've been so lazy lately.  I should update my "About Me Ramblings" with my new job as a technical support specialist for Compaq.  Newbies to my journal have no idea what I'm talking about when I mention Compaq and about all the calls I get.  Bah!  I just don't feel like doing anything now.  My job title sure does sound impressive but really its so easy to get hired at any technical support job.  You can know almost nothing about computers and still get hired by my company.  In one month I will get $12 an hour.  Isn't that awesome?!  Tech support people get paid good cause they have to take verbal beatings all day from bitchy and impatient people.  I know I sure do.  The hardest calls I get is turning down computer illiterate people who don't have anything broken and they're calling just because they're stupid.  Technical support is for TECHNICAL SUPPORT ONLY.  If someone calls asking how to do something with a program or windows then we need to turn them down.  Why?  Because every program has a Help section that people can refer to.  We can't tell people things they can easily figure out on their own.  If we did then my tech support will be constantly swamped with calls.  One guy called me the other day asking how he can save images to a CD from Adobe Photoshop.  He thinks burning CDs is the same as saving onto a disk.  Since I'm such a nice guy; I helped the guy out a little by telling him the basics of Adobe Photoshop, different types of images, and burning.  And then I told him he can refer to the help sections of Photoshop and his burning software for more help.  But that wasn't enough for him!  He persisted to make me walk him through saving files and burning them to a CD.  I kept on passing him down and trying to conclude the call.  Then he said he hates Compaq and he's not satisfied with their support.  I told him "Sorry sir, we're only allowed to cover technical issues".  Then he starting saying "This IS a technical issue!".   I told him "No, this is a how-to issue because you don't know how to work the program".  Then he got pissed and hung up.  I wanted to say "No, this is a how-to issue because you're too damn stupid and computer illiterate to work with this program and you can even go to the Help section and figure out what to do. It's not my fault you're so computer illiterate. Get off your lazy ass and take a computer class! ".  Geez!  I work in the department in charge of tech support for customized computers, also called CTO units.  I still wonder to this day why so many computer illiterate people buy customized computers.  They don't even know what the heck they're getting!  ARGH!!

November 26, 2000
Lately I've just been adding things here and there and working on my Ogre Battle site and remodeling my Shining Force: The Sword of Hajya site.  Ya know my animated map that I made for my FF Legend 1+2 sites?  Well I'm making another for my SF SoH site!  Mwaha!  Tales of Phantasia is coming.  It's a Japanese Super Nintendo RPG with voices, amazing graphics, and beautiful music.  The English translation is currently 86% complete.  Excellent!  I'm very eagerly awaiting its completion.  But the Bahamut Lagoon English translation is taking forever!  That game is a Japanese Super Nintendo RPG as well.  It's made by Squaresoft and the graphics are amazing and its sooooo fun!  So many awesome Super Nintendo  RPGs are being translated right this moment.  The thought makes me tingle and gives desires to fantasize about lesbians doing non-sexual things.  And at my job, I've been on the phone all by myself for the past week.  It's been quite stressful.  I got one really crazy call from a lady who didn't have sound on her computer.  IT WAS A TWO HOUR CALL!!!  I tried doing the usual trouble shooting of refreshing her drivers but her computer kept on freezing.  The psycho lady kept on going on and on and on about how Compaq screwed her over with her computer.  It turned out that her computer has a really nasty virus and she exploded at me and demanded to talk to my supervisor.  I went around desperately looking for my supervisor who is never around when I need her.  I went to the really cool black guy with the huge fro for help and he talked to the lady for me pretending to be my supervisor.  He slapped her down and said WHO'S YO DADDE!!  Well he didn't really do that but that's what he calls it when he drowns the caller in intelligent-sounding computer talk and makes them feel stupid.  That was so nice of him to do that for me.  That psycho lady wore me down in that two-hour call leaving me with nothing else to say.  None of my trouble shooting strategies worked with her computer since the virus kept on freezing it up.  She pretty much told me her life story in those two hours talking to her!  Geez!!  Such crazy people out there!  It's not Compaq's fault that she got a virus.  She needs to be more careful when browsing the internet.  Well enough about the slutty whore.  My Thanksgiving was GREAT!  I had to work but the day was totally dead!  I only got like 8 or 10 calls the whole day!!  And they were all short easy ones too!!  I usually get around 30 or 50 calls.  With all that spare time between calls, I started my Shining Force comic.  It's coming out so hilarious so far!  The story of the comic follows the actual story of the game but I twisted it up with hilarious and bizarre jokes making fun of all the characters.  When I'm done I'm gonna somehow scan it and post it on my Shining Force site.  But I've only made it to the second page.  I plan to make it 15 or 30 pages long so it will be quite a while till I finish.  I'll make sure to throw in as many lesbians as I can.  I drew a quick MS Paint picture of my version of Max and Lowe in the comic.  My comic people are midgets with big eyes.  I tried my best to imitate my drawing style in MS Paint but it didn't work.  Their faces are too fat.  Oh well.  Click here.  So far I've made Max have a politically correct attitude with all the crazy things happening around him and I made Lowe a flaming gay guy obsessed with Max.  I've also made Lowe constantly say "fabulous" just like that super flamey home decorator on the Discovery Channel.

November 15, 2000
At my new job I'm still not on the phone by myself.  I still need another technical support specialist to tell me what to do.  God damn it!  There's so much I need to remember!  Well so far I'm handling the calls and talking to the bitchy caller but I have to keep on putting mute and ask the tech training me what I should say.  Maybe tomorrow I will be able to handle a call all by myself.  I write down everything!  I really want to be able to do this.  At the same time I learn so much about how computers work.  Did you know that all computers have a program called FDISK that can totally wipe out your hard drive?  Did you know that if your system resources are under 60% then your computer will get really bitchy?  To look at your system resources; right click on My Computer, then go to Properties, and then click on the Performance tab.  I didn't know about any of that until now.  I also learned that technical support places are prepared to tackle literally any problem you encounter.  That sure is nifty!  So don't be afraid to call them if you have computer trouble.  The tech that's training me (the awesome black guy) is sooo cool!!  He makes me want to be black.  I wish I had a fro as big as his.  If I was black then I would call myself Pimp Master G and I would always wear pimp clothes and wear big imitation gold rings.  And if I was black, on Halloween I would dress up as one of the Jackson Five with huge bell bottoms and prance around singing "ABC is easy as 123 oh baby now ABC 123 ABC baby you know me!".  Anyway, I don't know if anyone noticed but I removed my Internet Ramblings and FantasyAnime Ramblings.  I wrote very little in my Internet Ramblings.  I could've written a lot more but I was too lazy to so I just took out the section.  As for my FantasyAnime Ramblings, that was a "limited time" section.  My "Ramblings!" is constantly being updated and changed around.  Sections will come and sections will go.  Why?  Just for the hell of it.  I might even add a section revealing personal deep down secrets for only a day.  Heh, I'll admit now that I've done that twice already.

November 8, 2000
I have finally finished the remodeling of my Final Fantasy Legend site and my Final Fantasy Legend 2 site.  My first attempts at dynamic HTML went great.  Those animated towns rule.  I just hope they make those forgotten Game Boy RPGs appealing.  My remodeled Final Fantasy Legend 3 site is halfway done.  But it won't be as fancy as my other FFL sites or have DHTML effects cause I don't like that game entirely as much as I do with others.  I don't care if my FFL sites barely get any hits.  I've learned that pride and quality is more important than worrying about hits.  Many times I have passed down chances to attract more hits just so I can do whatever I want and feel good about it.  Having more pride for my site makes me more happy.  And happiness is all that matters, right?  Most of the time when people do something just because of their greed for  more hits,  what they make comes out horrible and has totally no quality.  My RPG sites are the back bone of my FantasyAnime and I refuse working on my anime sites until I've improved and remodeled all of my RPG sites.  So that's my choice.  And I'll be doing that all by myself because I'm a stubborn little bitch!  Muahaha!  But sadly, I work FULL-time now at my new job and that massively cuts down the spare time I set aside for my site.  On the lighter side; more money means a new computer to handle my multimedia needs, a new scanner so I can finally scan my hilarious comics, tons more web space, and a new video card so I can take screen shots and make movie clips again.  Waaah and when the winter semester of college starts--on top of my new job...  ouch!  That means almost no time for my site.  Doh!  Oh well, at least keep the comforting thought that my site will be on the net forever and  will be constantly updated until my death.  Subject change.  My new job is going alright.  I met a really awesome black guy named Rashina.  He's really big and tall and has a really deep voice.  I forgot the name of the country he's from.   He loves to say goodness.  He was my buddy all week during training.  Every person who starts working at this place goes through a week of training classes.  Rashina is my new hero and role-model.  He makes me want to be black.  He drew me a picture of Krillin after  I showed him my anime/rpg pictures.  I carry my anime/rpg pictures everywhere I go when I bring my book bag.  They help me keep my sanity when I'm bored.  They consist of screen shots and art from random anime and RPGs.  My job as a technical support specialist for Compaq is so hard for me to get now.  Right now I'm still going through my training but with an actual tech specialist so I can see with my own eyes what I need to be doing.  We need to be working with a complicated database program for documenting calls and sending people stuff.  It's so complicated for me but I'm slowly getting used to it.  I've been training with 3 tech guys so far and the one I'm with now rules!  He's this black guy with a huge fro.  All the time we get a crazy call, he puts mute and makes fun of the customer.  Today a really crazy lady called bitching about how all computer companies screwed her over.  She kept on going on and on and kept on repeating the same speech like five times without even realizing it.  Her bitchings were lies because she wanted a new computer.  She said her games didn't work with Windows Millenium.  After an hour of hearing her bitching, we transferred her to the leader of our team.  The team leader managed to make her realize how stupid she is and made her confess.  She didn't even install any of the games in the first place!  What  a liar!  She expected use to give her a new computer for her "defective" one.  Another guy called bitching about his laptop battery.  The cool black guy "slapped his ass" (that's what he calls it) and made the guy realize how stupid he is.  Like the lady, he wanted to make his laptop battery sound really messed up so we can send him a new one.  Hmph!  Idiots trying to cheat the system. 

October 20, 2000
I've done a lot of work lately.  I added Sailor Moon RPG and Earthbound to my site.  I've also finally remodeled my Chrono Trigger site.  All those 3 had lots of work involved.  I don't just magically go POOF and a new site is added.  I put a lot of work into my sites even though it may not seem like it for some.  I hope people go to them.  I think the most unique out of the 3 is Sailor Moon RPG.  That game is so perfect for Sailor Moon fans.  I added it just in time too, right after the heart snatcher episodes which is "required" if you want to fully understand the game's storyline.  Besides that, I experienced something today that many young people dread...  a job interview!  Today was the appointment for my job that will pay me 9 bucks an hour and then 12 bucks after 3 months working there.  I was beyond nervous.  You will be nervous too when you enter the world of responsibility called adulthood.  My inner child weeps in a prison of despair at such a thought.  Quite indeed.  My day had a delightful start.  Quite a delightful start indeed.  I awoke to the movement of a BUG crawling into my EAR!  I woke up screaming like a girl. This is how it looked liked.   I captured the infernal insect in some toilet paper and crushed it with my trusty BOOT.  Not once.  Not twice.  Six beautiful times of oh so sweet revenge!  Afterwards, my attempts to fall back asleep failed.  So I ended up waking up an hour and a half early from the time I planned.  My ride was my beloved auntie.  On the way to the interview, we got lost.  I ended up 15 minutes late.  Quite sad indeed.  Before I continue I just want to point out that I have drawn several ghetto-looking MS Paint pictures for help illustrate my interview experience.  Well when I came in I had to go through a security check.  Everyone does.  I thought I had to put medal objects through the machine.  So I tossed my keys on it.  The security guard laughed at me and said what I did was cute.  This is him laughing at me.  Luckily, the appointment people let me come in 15 minutes late.  But to my advantage, I had no idea I had to bring a pen because immediately when I walked in they handed me an application to fill out.  They put me in a room with 30 other people also there for an appointment.  So while everyone was busy filling it out, I just sat there like an idiot doing nothing since I didn't even bring a freakin pen!  Here is an illustration.  Well when most people finished I managed to get a pen from my neighbor who had finished.  The two people in charge of appoints was a fat scary man and a cool young-looking girl.  Around when I finished, the two appointment people started getting people one by one for their appointment.  It took them about 10-20 minutes per person.  Each time the young appointment girl came in to get another person, she said a joke that scared everyone half to death.  One of them was "Okay appointment time is over! You all can go home now...  hahaha just kidding".  Oh har har har, very funny.  I had desires to throw my shoe at her many times.  But at least she wasn't scary like the fat guy.  After an hour and a half and ten people left (including me) waiting, they decided to move us to where the security guy is because they needed that room for a class.  So me and everyone else continue to wait there with the security guy at the entrance.  Suddenly I realized that I REALLY had to go to the bathroom REALLY bad!  Here is an illustration.  I had to wait there for about an hour.  FINALLY with two other people left, I was finally chosen next.  AND I got to have the cool young-looking appointment girl!  Wohoo!  So I wasn't AS nervous but still nervous as hell.  The interview went really fast and she could tell I was nervous.  She just asked me a couple questions about computers.  I choked up on some of them because of my nervousness but she could tell I knew the answer.  Well I got hired!  Yay!  I will be working full-time so that means less time for my web site.  Anyway, things aren't over yet.  My auntie couldn't pick me up so I had to rely on my brother.  He already works at that place.  But he doesn't know yet that he has to pick me up.  After the interview, the appointment girl helped me out and got him for me.  That sure was nice of her!  She had to get him cause I'm not really allowed in the building since I'm not an employee yet.  So I got to tell my brother that he needs to take me home.  But...  he gets off work in an hour.  I had to wait for his shift to finish at the entrance.  Well I still had to go to the bathroom.  And I can't go back into the building.  So I walked to the nearby shopping center hoping to find a public bathroom.  But there wasn't!  All I found was a dead end.  Here is an illustration.  My spirit was crushed oh so violently.  So I went back to wait for my brother.  I waited in pain holding it all in!  After that hour wait, he came out and took me to the local McDonalds to go the bathroom.  Finally!!  It felt sooo good.  So that concludes my interview adventure.  I start working Monday.  Oh goody (yeah right).  Work.  Oh well, its better than bagging.  WAY better.  I will be a technical support specialist and help people with their computer difficulties over the phone.  Finally I will have some REAL job experience--and related to computers too.  Four years at a supermarket as a bagger is not job experience I can use for any computer-related job.  The company I work for is in charge of Compaq technical support for most of the United States!  Wow!  Right here in Florida close to where I live!  So if you ever call the Compaq help line then you might get me!!  But that will be quite rare cause there are like 200 other people taking calls too.  Bleh.  I got Ogre Battle 64 recently.  I'll talk more about it another day.  I've typed enough.

October 16, 2000
Hmm quite a bit has happened lately.  I have been working a lot on my Earthbound, Ogre Battle, and Sailor Moon RPG sites.  Those three are kick ass Super Nintendo rpgs.   I quit my weekly office job and my weekend super-market job to work full time with my brothers at a computer company.  I feel so GREAT away from the annoyances of bagging groceries and handling bitchy customers!  Screw them and their eggs and bread!  I feel so GREAT away from my boring office job.  They made me do the bitch work that they didn't feel like doing.  I hate putting bill information in the database!  I hate filing tons of files!  I hate bagging groceries!  I hate having to work 10-hour shifts in Florida's scolding hot heat!  Overall, I hated the mere pocket money both jobs paid me!  Screw them!  Screw them all!  Now I will be paid almost double per hour!  Muahaha!  I will be getting 9 bucks an hour and then I will automatically get 12 bucks an hour after working there for three months.  You know what that means?  That means I can afford a new computer and a new video card!  That means I can get screen shots again and be able to heavily improve my anime sites that I haven't updated in ages!  I can barely contain myself.  On a sad note, my closest friend in this area will be moving away tomorrow.  It's hard to make close friends where I live.  Everyone here is snobby, bitchy, spoiled, self-centered, stuck up...  the list goes on.  I can only be close friends with people who are nice, aren't afraid to be different, and have an artistic mind.  Anyway, its almost 1:20 a.m. now and I just said my last goodbye to my friend that will be moving.  Her name is April and she's really special to me.  Now she's gone.  I will have even less of a life now.  I'm alone yet again.  I'm cursed to be alone.  I have many curses that I must live with.  The only thing I can do is do what I always do to escape reality and forget about my problems, which is to work on my web site.  That's one of the reasons why my web site is so huge.  Working on my web site calms me down and lets me escape my problems.  I've never had suicidal thoughts but sometimes at night I question my existence.  Everyone does in some point of their life.  You ask yourself "why".  "Why do I have to go through these things?" "Why is all of this happening to me?" "Why does everything have to be so hard?" "Why?"

September 28, 2000
I'm almost done with the remodeling of my Final Fantasy Adventure site!  I'm so excited.  That game rules.  I'm changed my site for it so much in the remodeling.  I'm like 95% done.  I totally edited those massive map scans in it.  I took out the stone-like backgrounds and replaced them with solid white.  I also retyped all the text on them.  Now the maps take up half as much space and they look a lot more clearer.  I will upload them when I upload my remodeled Final Fantasy Adventure site.  I've been thinking about adding a mascot for my FantasyAnime.  I think Monu, Eric, and my elementals should be my mascots!  Monu and Eric are warriors in my fantasy comic book series.  It's a small series but quite interesting and humorous.  I might scan them one day and post them on my site.  Monu is a wizard who knows earth, fire, wind, water, shadow, and nature magic.  Eric is a swordsman who can do lots of special attacks.  The elementals are cute little things that can create and manipulate their birth-given element.  I tried drawing my characters in MS Paint but they came out so horrible.  I need a scanner damn it.  My last one broke.  Have you ever worked with someone who is mentally handicapped or mentally challenged?  I do.  At Publix.  There are three of them.  All baggers.  I call them the mentally challenged trio.  I don't like two of them but one of them rules!  His name is Joe.  Joe is my hero!  He's the coolest guy ever.  I always know how to make him laugh.  He loves my jokes.  He thinks my obsession with lesbians is silly.  He hates it when other baggers help him bag but he lets me help him.  He hates asking people for money but MWAHAHA I have my ways to convince him to take my money.   The other mentally challenged guy is freaky!  I had break with him once.  He bought a super-sized bag of Publix brand sour cream and onion potato chips, a big thing of French onion dip, and a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew.  But that's not all...  for desert he bought a whole bag "fun-sized" 3 Musketeer bars!  Isn't that horrible??  He's gonna die from all that cholesterol!  I make sure to stay away from the 3rd mentally challenged guy.  He's very short-tempered and can be quite violent at times.  I'm surprised that Publix still employs him.  Heh, it seems like Publix will hire anyone.  Even people they've fired!   Isn't the system great!?  Society is beautiful.

September 7, 2000
Labor Day weekend was the pits!  I have two jobs: weekends I work at the local super market (Publix) as a bagger and weekdays I work at an office as an assistant.  Publix made me work freakin 10-hour shifts again!  I hate 10-hours shifts!!  And they knew that my office was closed on Labor Day so they made me work an extra day!  Argh!!  Screw all super markets!  And screw their "must be clean shaven" rule!  I hate shaving!!  I have sensitive skin damn it!  I've heard rumors of some of the things my managers at my local Publix like to do.  I've heard that they like to have sex in the meat locker and that one night a couple stock guys walked in on them.  Eww!  My local Publix is awesome though.  It sucks working long hours there but the people are cool.  My favorite Haitian lady that works in the deli calls me her bubu.  She goes "Hey bubu! How ya doin?".  She makes the best subs.  But I still miss the ever-so-famous Deli lesbian.  That lady was so cool!!  She's my most favorite lesbian of all time.  Her subs were amazing!  I called her subs lesbian subs.  I will never forget the day she came in on her day off with her wife and I bagged their groceries.  Her wife is so beautiful!  And they have an adopted daughter who's already 28.  The day she quit, I drew her a picture of her and she loved it.  She quit because the deli manager was a bitch to her.  I made a comic about 3 Publix deli lesbians.  I should scan it and post it on my site.  It's so funny.  The deli lesbians are super heroes and they fight Sailor Moon-style.  It starts out with just 1 deli lesbian.  The other two literally come out of a closet when they meet the first deli lesbian.  They fight a bunch of alien women from another dimension.  The leader resembles Queen Berol and she loves to say yes.  Anyway, so the MTV music awards will be showing soon.  I hate MTV.  I hate rap.  I hate the songs that play on Publix radio.  And since I work those damn 10-hour shifts I hear them over and over and over and over and over and AHHHH MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!  Anyway, there should be a video game music awards!  There are so many great video game songs out there that deserve praise.

August 23, 2000
I'm so happy!  I finished my web site dedicated to Romancing SaGa 3!  I hope people go to it and play the game.  It's such a cool game.  It's short, but cool. Its graphics are amazing for a 1995 SNES RPG. Some people have been bitching to me to update my anime sites.  People like that tick me off.  I'm not their damn slave. I'll do whatever I want whenever I feel like it.  Isn't that the point of making a web site?  It's supposed to be fun! It's not supposed to be a chore!  As you probably read in my August 15th post, my Ogre Battle site was mysteriously deleted before I got a chance to finish it.  One of the things that disappointed me the most were the desktop wallpapers I made for it.  BUT guess what!  I discovered the other day that I saved those wallpapers in bitmap format in my web site's temporary files folder!  Wohoo!  So recreating my Ogre Battle site won't be entirely too bad.  Lately my 25-year-old brother's girlfriend has been ticking me off.  She's such an annoying whore!  All she does is complain and make fun of people.  If she continues to irritate me then I will send my army of mercenary lesbians after her.  Mwahaha!

August 15, 2000
Everything has been deleted from me lately!  I lost my save in Terranigma because I accidentally saved over it.  While I was working on a big section for my upcoming Romancing SaGa 3 site, the power went out and I lost everything I made.  And I accidentally saved the Downloads section over the Music section after I finished it!  While I was working on my upcoming Ogre Battle site, something very strange happened.  Something that has never ever happened to me be before.  I was saving a picture in my GIF Animation program.  While I was in the "Save As" dialog box, everything went gray!  Click here to see how it looked like.  I didn't think much of it and clicked the return button.  I attempted to go back to the "Ogre Battle" folder but I couldn't find it!  I looked for the folder in Explorer but it disappeared!  I had the page open where I was going to put the picture.  When I went to save my changes on the page, something came up saying that the Ogre Battle folder doesn't exist!  I checked the Recycle bin and it wasn't there!  It completely disappeared!!  I was 60% done with my Ogre Battle site!!  I put an average of about 8 hours into the making of it!!  It's a possibility that I could have a virus but then other folders would have been deleted too.  All of my hard work is gone!  I even made my own desktop wallpapers for it.  I didn't just enlarge a picture and improve its quality like I always do.  I actually edited several tarot cards (those are one of the coolest things in Ogre Battle) and put them together with lots of cool lens flares in Adobe Photoshop.  That just totally blows away my enthusiasm to make an Ogre Battle site.  Now it's going to take longer for that awesome strategy/rpg to be added to my FantasyAnime.  On the brighter side, my Romancing SaGa 3 site is almost done.  Thank God the work I put into that site hasn't mysteriously disappeared.

July 27, 2000
My local Wallmart had Parasite Eve marked down to $10!!  That's amazing!  I couldn't resist the low price so I bought it.  It's a pretty cool game.  Lots of computer-animated sequences in it.  For the past 2 weeks I've been very addicted to Final Fantasy Tactics (yet again).  This time I tried out using different combinations of jobs.  Before I heavily depended on Monk, Chemist, Samurai, and Summoner.  Now I'm depending more on Time Mage, Ninja, and Priest.  Another thing happened the last two weeks...  I couldn't update my web site!  My web site's host decided to switch servers on me and not tell me.  They told me the news after I finally decided to e-mail them about this horrible problem.  Grr!  One of these days when I get enough money I will get my own personal server so I don't have to deal with these annoyances of having my site on other peoples' servers!  All free servers and profit servers will burn from my wrath of electronic chaos!  My army of mercenary lesbians will hunt them down and destroy!  Mwahaha!!

July 8, 2000
Legend of Mana is such a cool game!  The water-colored backgrounds make the game so beautiful.  It's so original!  There are like a billion different characters.  It's very cartoony and so imaginative.  I'd recommend Legend of Mana to anyone.  It's relieving knowing that Square Soft made this game.  It's proof that there still might be some hope left in the company.  They need to realize that their true fans are abandoning them.  True RPG fans will continue to abandon Square Soft if the company continues to only focus on graphics.  So far they have already killed the Final Fantasy series with Final Fantasy 8.  Soon they will kill Chrono Trigger with Chrono Cross.  Thank God the Seiken Densetsu series was spared from this madness.  It's madness I tell you!  Madness!!!

July 6, 2000
The power went out while I playing Legend of Mana!!  God damn it!  And I finished two quests too!  Now I have to beat that bone dragon's fortress again!  Argh!!  Well at least I didn't miss Sailor Moon.  I religiously watch the new episodes on Cartoon Network everyday.  I just love to see Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus--the lesbian couple!  But in America they're cousins!  Isn't that amazing?!  Censorship is beautiful.  Recently I saw that Chicken Run movie with some friends from work.  I loved it.  We bought cheap candy from the local super market before going to watch it.  Movie theater food is such a rip-off.  I hid two cokes in my pockets.  Afterwards we went to Denny's and the lesbian waitress was there!!  She's the coolest woman ever!  She's my hero!  She's an African American lesbian.  Black is beautiful.  She gave us free drinks because my friend Jenny flirted with her.  When I grow up I want to be a black lesbian waitress.

July 2, 2000
Microsoft Office is my bitch.  I wish I had an Irish accent so I could pretend I'm Sean Connery.

June 27, 2000
I spent the weekend at my auntie's house. I had so much fun playing emulated games on her computer. My computer emulates so bad because its only 166 mhz. My auntie's computer is about 300 mhz. On Saturday I went to the movies with my auntie and we saw Shanghai Noon. It's was alright. Jackie Chang is my hero. I'm so bored right now. It's almost 2 in the morning and I can't fall asleep. Damn insomnia. Last night I dreamed I was a super hero with the power to dive into the ground like if it was water and hide. I miss my favorite lesbian couple. Their names are Brianne and Michelle. They're both so beautiful. I wish I was a lesbian. I cried the last time I saw them kiss. It was too beautiful for me to take. I should get a sex change when I'm older just so I can be a lesbian. If I do then I'll change my name to Kathy Les Bion. Either that or Big Mama T. Jeez I'm so bored. My computer speakers broke and now I'm stuck with my ghetto walkman speakers. Their wires aren't that long so I had to turn my computer around and somehow rest the speakers over the keyboard. And now whenever I reach for the mouse I need to be careful or else I'll knock down the speakers. I've already had three times. When one falls down then so does the other since the wires are so short. If I was a lesbian then I would be so butch and I would call my girlfriend my bitch. I can see it now "Hey bitch! Put some food on the table!" and she'd be like "BITCH get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!". That would be so beautiful. Sometimes I fantasize about being a lesbian. I would be the coolest butchest lesbian ever. I don't like to see lesbians having sex. I only like to see lesbians cuddle and kiss because that's so cute!

June 17, 2000
The Remolding Project has begun! Every year I remodel all my web sites and the time has come to begin this project once again. Every year I learn more and more about making web pages and I get desires to use them with all of my web sites. So by the end of summer my whole entire web site should be quite impressive. But don't worry, I won't shut down any of my sites and put a page saying "under construction." I don't do that. I only upload completed material. Isn't that so annoying when you go to a site that seems impressive and then you see in big words UNDER CONSTRUCTION.  I think that's so dumb!

June 14, 2000
Today was my High School Graduation. It sucked! I didn't even want to go but my parents forced me to. The graduation ceremony started at 7:00 PM and there was a rehearsal at 9:00 AM. My ride ditched me so I couldn't make it to the rehearsal. When I arrived to the graduation ceremony I had no idea what to do since I missed the rehearsal. This all was taking place in a huge arena. I followed a bunch of people somewhere in the arena and they lead me to where the seniors were supposed to go. In my school there's about 900 seniors. So this area was packed! I saw some people in the massive crowd holding up papers with a letter. I thought people with last names of the letter were supposed to group up there. Later I discovered that the letters were really the names of the rows. And since I missed the rehearsal I had no idea which row I was in. So I mindlessly wondered around trying to find people with the same last name as mine (that's how the groups were organized). After about an hour, everyone (except me) found their groups and started to form a long line. That line was how we were to exit out to our seats. I was still wondering around like an idiot while everyone else left the area in their lines. The person in charge of organizing the lines yelled at me when she found out that I never found my group. So I was last and I wasn't alone! A girl had also missed the rehearsal and wasn't able to find her group either. So me and this girl was last to site down. But wait there's more! Me and the girl didn't know that members of the chorus and band were supposed to go around the graduation seats to the back where all the equipment was set up for them. And (yup, you guessed it) we followed the band/chorus line. The person in charge of the lines yelled at me again when she found me. I made it too obvious that I was out of place. Eventually me and the girl finally went to our seats. We had to hurry and find our seats while everyone was sitting down after the pledge of allegiance so that it wouldn't be so obvious that 2 seniors "didn't follow directions." The graduation ceremony was very very BORING. I brought my Game Boy (which was a great idea!) but unfortunately the only available seats were next to the teachers and personnel so take a wild guess where I had to sit. So playing my Game Boy wasn't an option during the torture of my boredom! And I brought Mega Man 3 too (one of my favorite GB games). To top everything off, I didn't have a card. Oh yeah I forgot to mention, when the seniors found their group they were given a card with their name. The cards were made during the rehearsal. And since I never made it to the rehearsal--a card wasn't made for me! So when they started handing out diplomas (to the 900 seniors), I began to panic. Luckily the teachers around me found out my situation and improvised for me. One of those teachers was the bitch that failed me in Geometry in 10th grade! Luckily she didn't remember my face. Anyway, the teachers made a ghetto card for me. Some guy in front of me kept on yelling the whole time really loud. That sure was annoying! When it was my row's turn I was so nervous walking up to that stage. When I was about to get my diploma some guy yelled out "Way to go internet boy!" So that was pretty much my High School Graduation. I was ticked off the whole time but, overall, it was alright.