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■Chapter
Cover: "Child's Play"
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: This one came out good. ^_^ |
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■Chapter
Cover: "From the Can"
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: "From the Can" is supposed to look like turds. |
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■Chapter
Cover: "The Real Deal"
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: This one took like 2 hours to draw. Illustrator is
time-consuming! |
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■Warning!
- Consumption
of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a
buzzard off a manure truck at 100 yards. (this warning was made up)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: Lol, I love to draw popped-out eyes. |
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■Warning!
- Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
(this warning was made up)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: I drew his hands pretty good here. Hands are hard
to draw with vector graphics. |
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■Warning!
- Do not drive car or operate machinery. (on Boot's Children's
Cough Medicine)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: I wanted to include more detail, but the drawing was
taking me too long to create. |
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■Warning!
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (on
a Swedish chainsaw)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: This is supposed to be a somewhat muscular guy, other
people think it's a girl. Oh well, it's a transsexual then. :P |
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■Warning!
- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (on
child's superman costume)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: Lol, I like this one. |
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■Warning!
- Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. (on a box
of rat poison)
- Rat says something like "Well DUH!" or "No shit sherlock"
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: This one was excluded from the book because it doesn't
necessarily fit in. |
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■Warning!
- Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the
forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling
into the water or while mounting the craft. (in the manual for a jet
ski)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: His body looks a little weird because it was difficult
for me to draw someone in that position. |
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■Warning!
- To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so
will be prosecuted. (on a sign at a railroad station)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: I sort of rushed this one. The characters would
look more 3D if I spent more time on it. |
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■Warning!
- Remove child before folding. (on a baby stroller)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: Lol, I couldn't resist a surrender flag. |
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 ■Warning!
- Do not stop for hitchhikers. (on a highway by a state prison)
Original format: Illustrator AI, 3¾x6½ inches, CMYK mode, 300 dpi
Ramblings: Lol, this one is the best! XD That guy is actually
a character I've come up with before. That image to the right
is where he (she) came from. Wayyy back yonder when I worked
for Compaq, there was this guy named Wes who had a controlling
girlfriend who never let him leave the house. The picture I
drew is teasing him about it. |
